*JudgeRetort.com* China passes Japan as largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasuries...

China passes Japan as largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasuries...


As a result, the Chinese foreign ministry announced certain changes in the 
way the American treasury would operate:

All Treasury Dept. computer mouses will be replaced with computer 
chopsticks.

Interest rates will no longer be announced by the Chairman of the Federal 
Reserve Board, but will be revealed inside fortune cookies delivered with 
each bailout order.

To reduce costs at the Washington Treasury cafeteria expensive beef, pork, 
and chicken shall be replaced with cat, dog, and panda bear (sweat and sour, 
of course).

IRS agents will now deliver audit requests right to the front door of 
taxpayers.  A tip is expected.  It BETTER be good.







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