JudgeRetort.com: FED REFUSES TO IDENTIFY $2,000,000,000,000.00 BANK LOANS

FED REFUSES TO IDENTIFY $2,000,000,000,000.00 BANK LOANS
Fed Chairman Bent $. Burnhanky said that there was no need, explaining, "Do 
what I do!  Just look for bankers with money sticking out of every pocket of 
their overcoat, who suddenly look about 300 pounds heavier."



His buddy Treasury Secretary Happy Haulsomemore was quick to add:  "And don't 
forget the gold, Bent!  Tell 'em to look for any guy carrying his brief 
cases with a forklift!"









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