JudgeRetort.com: Obama Astonishing Vow To Create 'Civilian National Security Force'

Obama Vows To Create 'Civilian National Security Force'
Barack Obama AT LAST reveals specifically his meaning of 'change':

"We cannot continue to rely on our military ... We've got to have a CIVILIAN 
NATIONAL SECURITY FORCE that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as 
well-funded."

...from his recent YouTube.com audition at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2yGzHfy7s

Play it backwards to hear a mysterious voice with a German accent chanting: 
"Turn me on, master plan -- Turn me on, master plan -- I buried Paul...von 
Hindenburg..."



JOHN MCCAIN:

Not to be outdone, John McCain was quick to respond:  "Hey, I know how to 
put one of those together, too, you know!  I've been around a long time --  
heck, I taught young Adolf Hitler in Sunday school.  And all his unruly 
little friends, too:  Heinrich, Hermann, Joseph, Martin --  always talking 
out of turn and disrupting me, forming their little secret cabals and 
stealing the other kids strudel, and that awful Heinrich organizing the 
other kids into his first SS to report their parents sins.  Sheesh!  Anyway, 
I propose a civilian NATIONALIST SOCIALIST FORCE!"



SARAH PALIN:

"Oh, I dunno.  I suppose we could use some sort o' civilian national 
security thingy to maybe look fer skiers after avalanches -- might not be as 
busy in the south, though.  I'll talk t' Todd about it tonight while he's 
skinning the daily bear."



JOE BIDEN:

"Barack promised me that I get to run it!  And all you who vote against us?? 
We've got your tax payer ID!"



SADDAM HUSSEIN:

"Yeah, I remember my first civilian national security force.  Boy, those 
were the days! ... Lucifer, I need to be turned again -- I'm browning too 
much on this side..."



ADOLF HITLER:

"Yah!  Mine civilian national security force vas de shtart of mine Thousand 
Year Reich!  ... Lucifer, turn me again, you devilish dumpkopf -- I don't 
vant to brown - I'm an Aryan, you know!"



JOSEPH STALIN:

"Da!  I remember my FIRST civilian national security force.  Mine removed 
more dissidents than yours ever did, Adolf.  And my SECOND civilian national 
security force removed even more, and even removed my FIRST civilian 
national security force.  I was up to my 45th civilian national security 
force when that upstart Nikita removed me...  Lucifer, I need to be turned 
again -- look, I've turned red!"







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