al Qaeda Wants Republicans, Bush 'Humiliated'

al Qaeda Wants Republicans, Bush 'Humiliated'...
Afghanistan and the lower east side of Baghdad-

Sympathetic for the continued rejection of Republicans by American voters, 
leading clerics of al Qaeda banded together to show unexpected sympathy and 
compassion for the downtrodden American political party, and passionately 
proclaimed that THEY wanted the Republicans, THEY would take them in, THEY 
would give them safe harbor.



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