Re: Fast thinker..

go' vits - JOB


"Ulvir" <bonzodoodog@hotmail.com> skrev i en meddelelse 
news:4924459c$0$56786$edfadb0f@dtext02.news.tele.dk...
> An elderly man from Queensland in Australia had owned a property for 
> several years.
>
> He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and 
> Avocado trees.
>
> The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had 
> some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
>
> One evening the farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as 
> he hadn't been there for a while.
>
> He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
>
> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women swimming naked in 
> his dam.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
>
> The man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked 
> or make you get out of the dam naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
>
> Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.