Re: New pictures of me !

On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:16:43 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter who thought that
every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:

> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 02:05:43 +0200, Hans van Eynsbergen
> <strangeways@FSCKSPAMplanet.nl> wrote:
> 
>>On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:40:02 -0700, Rev Turd Fredericks who thought that
>>every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>
>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/SC06_Rolls-Royce_Silver_Shadow.jpg
>>>> 
>>>> Damn..I'm just walking out of the frame...
>>>> 
>>>> http://www.weddingbarn.co.uk/images/cars/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow.jpg
>>>> 
>>>> My sister's wedding !
>>>> 
>>>> http://www.beechesrecovery.co.uk/images/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow.jpg
>>>> 
>>>> Damn battery was dead, you can't see me but I am standing just behind the
>>>> truck !
>>>> 
>>>> http://i.pbase.com/g4/29/428329/2/62251251.OU3LGPrO.jpg
>>>> 
>>>> The last family picnic as I was taking a piss...
>>>> 
>>>> http://www.arrivalweddingcars.co.uk/i/gallery/107.jpg
>>>> 
>>>> On the driveway of my house, I took the pic so I am not in it...
>>>> 
>>>> http://www.bentaxtrouwautos.nl/images/shadow.gif
>>>> 
>>>> That's my Granddaddy, I'm behind the wheel ! See ?
>>>> 
>>>> Damn, Matthew, I think you and your ego are getting a bit to large....
>>>> 
>>>> /me wanders of to have a stiff bourbon....
>>>> 
>>> Speaking of Bourbon, my wife is in Kentucky this week (unrelated to her 
>>> new job) to take part in a seminar. As a thank you for participating 
>>> they took everybody on a tour of a bourbon distillery, and she's 
>>> bringing me home a bottle. She said it was great stuff. I never liked 
>>> bourbon that much because I always felt it tasted somewhere in between 
>>> Jack Daniels and Canadian Club. Kind of half assed, but apparently I 
>>> haven't been drinking the good stuff. She said I could buy a barrel of 
>>> the stuff she was drinking for a mere $8,000.
>>
>>Must be a VERY large barrel for that price !
>>Imagine a 200 gallon barrel in one of the cellars of your new house...
>>w00t !
>>
>>It is an acquired taste indeed and the same goes for Scottish and Irish
>>whisky, especially when you drink it neat, like I do.
>>Maybe a wee drop of water now and then...
> 
> Personally I think that shit is enough to gag a maggot.  I can't stand
> most hard liquors, it's like I'm drinking kerosene or something. Burns
> your mouth, burns your throat and the only way to drink the shit is to
> just choke it the fuck down.  Pretty much if you've reached the point
> where you can drink it slowly and enjoy the "flavor" of
> it...yeah...yer an alcoholic, plain and simple.
> 
It's all a matter of taste, Matthew, and no I'm certainly not an alcoholic,
I do enjoy a bourbon now and then, but I am a very modest drinker.
Just because I often say I'm having a bourbon, does not necessarily make it
so.
Alcohol abuse is something I cannot afford in my line of work.
Hardly.

-- 
Hans

If I put a gun against my head...
And pull the trigger I'll be dead...
But if I listen to my heart
It say's "that ain't really smart"
So... I'll shoot someone else instead !