Mary Had Six Little Lambs (poem)

Mary Had Six Little Lambs

Mary had six little lambs--
Six in all had she--
And they did some weird stuff
In their privacy.

Johnny chewed her underwear--
Such a naughty lamb--
While exposing his parts
On a video cam.

Tony was a film producer,
Shooting wild lamb chicks,
Posting them on internet
In some raunchy flicks.

Jim and Greg were real kinky--
All dressed up in drag--
There were recent centerforlds
In the Playlamb mag.

Pam and Suzie looked real nice
With their fine lamb jugs,
They were dancing for old goats
At a local club.

And when Mary was away,
All the lambs got loose,
Having wild and kinky sex,
Doing drugs and booze.

Mary had six little lambs--
Six in all had she--
And they did some weird stuff
In their privacy.

                      June 11, 2008
                    --Alexander Shaumyan


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