A enormous load of horseshit, and its $27 million Creation Museum.
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Sujet: A enormous load of horseshit, and its $27 million Creation Museum.
De: Nolavauspam...@klube_internaite.effaire (Jacques Lavau)
Groupes: fr.sci.paleontologie, fr.soc.sectes
Organisation: Club-Internet / T-Online France
Date: 21. Nov 2007, 11:49:50
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Il est allé le visiter en voisin, et il nous fait part de son
"admiration" pour ce royal et pyramidal monceau de crottin de cheval :
http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=121
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Let me say this much : I have to admit admiration for the pure
balls-out, high-octane creationism that’s on offer here. Not for the
Creation Museum that mamby-pamby weak sauce known as “Intelligent
Design,” which tries to slip God by as some random designer, who just
sort of got the ball rolling by accident. Screw that, pal: The Creation
Museum’s God is hands on! He made every one of those animals from the
damn mud and he did it no earlier than 4004 BC, or thereabouts. It’s all
there in the book, son, all you have to do is look. Indeed, every single
thing on display in the Creation Museum is either caused by or a
consequence of exactly three things:
1. The six-day creation;
2. Adam eating from the tree of life;
3. Noah’s flood.
Really, that’s it. That’s the Holy Trinity of explanations and
rationalizations. And thus we learn fascinating things. Did you know,
for example, that Adam is responsible not only for the fall of man, but
also for the creation of venom? It didn’t exist in the Garden of Eden,
because, well. Why would it? Weeds? Adam’s fault. Carnivorous animals
(and, one assumes, the occasional carnivorous plant)? Adam again.
Entropy? You guessed it: Adam. Think about that, won’t you; eat one
piece of fruit and suddenly you’re responsible for the inevitable heat
death of the universe. God’s kind of mean.
The interplay of this Holy Trinity of explanations comes to its full
realization when the Creation Museum considers what really are its main
draw: Dinosaurs. Are dinosaurs 65 million years old? As if — the Earth
is just six thousand years old, pal! Dinosaurs were in the garden of
Eden — and vegetarians, at least until the fall, so thanks there, Adam.
They were still around as late as the mid-third millenium BC; they were
hanging with the Sumerians and the Egyptians (or, well, could have). All
those fossils? Laid down by the Noah’s Flood, my friends. Which is not
to say there weren’t dinosaurs on the Ark. No, the Bible says all kinds
of land animals were on the boat, and dinosaurs are a subset of “all
kinds.” They were there, scaring the crap out of the mammals, probably.
Why did they die off after the flood? Well, who can say. Once the
flood’s done, the Creation Museum doesn’t seem to care too much about
what comes next; we’re in historical times then, you see, and that’s all
Exodus through Deuteronomy, ie., someone else’s problem.
But seriously, the ability to just come out and put on a placard that
the Jurassic era is temporally contiguous with the Fifth Dynasty of the
Old Kingdom of Egypt — well, there’s a word for that, and that word is
chutzpah. Because, look, that’s something you really have to sell if you
want anyone to buy it. It’s one thing to say to people that God directly
created the dinosaurs and that they lived in the Garden of Eden. It’s
another thing to suggest they lived long enough to harass the Minoans,
and do it with a straight face. It’s horseshit, pure and simple, but
that’s not to suggest I can’t admire the hucksterism.
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Le militantisme victimaire rend-il davantage fou, qu'il n'attire les
déséquilibrés ?
Ceux qui veulent devenir bourreaux ou bourrelles à leur tour ?
Je m'inquiète des antidotes...

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